Hey Mon-Time TO GO TO WORK!

"Take me to Ten eyck" he says over and over. His fake looking eyelashes capping around his wide eyes. He acknowledges more people, says more words. He texted a few people and sent God knows what out on Snapchat. He walked the halls of Columbia, amazing the doctors and nurses who saw him near death only a few months before. He is on his way back!

Finally got Jason transferred this morning from Columbia. I have never been so happy to see a hospital or nurses or doctors in my life. I have been with him since Sunday. No sleep, no shower, no change of clothes. Just brushing my teeth, raking fingers through my hair, washing the nether regions with baby wipes and putting lotion on my face.

I sprayed Jason's near wasted bottle of Axe all over me. Put on my glasses a la Clark Kent and put the lipstick everyone compliments me on.

I'm headed into work.

Say nice things about me at my funeral.