Moments In Being Tired 101

I don't know if it is that I am tired or that I am spoiled: just pumped 3 turns of soap into my hand at the bathroom sink, waited a full minute waving my hand and staring at the sink handle trying to will the muthafucka to turn the water on because I clearly see no wireless sensor. Then I annoyed turn the handle myself upset that I had to do so.

I think I need a slap.

Or sleep...